Wednesday, March 30, 2005

The Beef

I’ve had it up to my udders with these humans! They’re so bossy. I mean, just because they have opposable thumbs they think they’re sooooooooooo great.

Okay, so maybe cows can’t hitchhike. But let’s see a human try to eat an entire bale of hay.

I guess it just behooves me that these humans treat us cows like second-class citizens. I mean, all this talk about red states and blue states. I think it’s about time us cows have our own green states. What are we? Chopped liver?

Anyway, we had our first herd meeting today. It went really well. Georgia’s been working around the clock on a new website: (she’s the Web Mooster). The cowncil approved it today, so the site’s gonna launch on Friday (April 1). Definitely check it out.