Thursday, March 31, 2005

Big Meeting

We just had the best herd meeting. Buttercup gave a KILLER speech. We were totally hanging on her every moo.

Here’s some of the transcript:

Four score and seven years ago, our fore-udders grazed in these fields with big dreams and bigger cuds. Bessie stood at the top of that hill and looked down over her herd. She stood there and she nodded. The herd fell silent. And Bessie, she chewed her cud calmly. Slowly. And with the sun sinking behind her and the shadows cascading across her udders, do you know what Bessie said?

She said, “moo.”

It was a simple, yet decisive “moo.” Punctuated with an emphatic “clink” from her cowbell. And that speech, my brothers…that speech is what brings us here today. Bessie saw the other side, and let me tell you: the grass is most definitely greener.


Pretty cool, huh? Anyway, she has this amazing plan and the whole herd is really milked about it. It’s gonna be AWESOME! It’s kind of a grassroots udderground moovement. The humans are totally gonna FREAK OUT. I can’t wait. (C-Day is May 5. Remind me to mark my cowlendar.)

BovineUnite.com launches tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!