Tuesday, March 29, 2005

I am officially a dork.

It’s true. I have a blog. (Does that make me a cyber cow?)

I used to keep a journal back when I was a calf, and kind of lost touch with it, so I figured this might be a good time to start writing again. Although I’ve gotta say, it’s pretty hard to type with hooves.

A little about me: I’m a cow (duh!). I live on a farm in Easton, Maryland. My hobbies are eating, mooing and racquetball. I enjoy moonlit grazing and long walks on the farm.

Let’s see, what else…I don’t have a bullfriend right now, but if you know anybody who’s cute and single, definitely let me know. (Haven’t had much luck on match.com. Go figure.)

Well, I’m off to get milked. Check back from time to time. I’ll try to update this thing whenever the moood strikes. (Get it? Mooo-d?! Ha!)