Are you mooing at me? I don't see anyone else here so you must be mooing at me.
Why do the humans park their cars and moo at us? It’s insulting. We’re trying to eat. And they never get it right either. They always go “Moo.” But that’s all wrong. The proper greeting is “Moo-oooo.” And then they get all mad when we don’t respond to “moo.”