Monday, April 11, 2005

A cow walks into a barn...

If I hear Farmer Pete tell one more lame mad cow joke, I’m gonna stampede. Seriously. I mean, okay. Once is fine. It wasn’t funny, but you know, you kind of laugh politely. The second time was pretty bad too. We kind of just looked at each other and tried to smile. But the third time? Sooooo awkward. I swear, you could’ve heard a pin drop.

Luckily Karen changed the subject with a well-timed “moo.” That guy seriously needs some new material.

Anyway, gotta head to another herd meeting. The C-Day plans are coming along really well. We’ve gotta work out some scheduling issues, so I think it’s gonna be a long meeting. Hopefully there’ll be hay. My stomachs are growling.